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jakefogelnest: earwolf: Colin Hanks, Paul Scheer, and David...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:33:01 -0500

earwolf:

Colin Hanks, Paul Scheer, and David Koechner… what a lineup!

CLICK HERE to check out more photos from last night’s LIVE episode of The Fogelnest Files.

You can catch the full episode when it drops Tuesday on Earwolf.com and iTunes!

Tomorrow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g —> this is my new fail compilation for December :d!

ilovecharts: via Bunny...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:32:46 -0500

ilovecharts:

via Bunny Haney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g —> this is my new fail compilation for December :d!

latenightjimmy: Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy Fallon! Obvious...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:32:29 -0500

latenightjimmy:

Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy Fallon!

Obvious reblog for fulfilled prophecies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g —> this is my new fail compilation for December :d!

vicemag: Verbal Paintings of Cartoon Dogs Sexting - An...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:32:11 -0500

vicemag:

Verbal Paintings of Cartoon Dogs Sexting - An Interview with Patricia Lockwood (Plus an Excerpt From Balloon Pop Outlaw Black, Which You Should Buy)

Patricia Lockwood has a brain seemingly designed to blow up Twitter. Her feed is full of cartoon tween j/o bait and hyper-fantasy sexy stuff like “I am a living male turtleneck. You are an art teacher in winter. You put your whole head through me,” and “I go up to heaven and open God’s Bible. It contains only a single sext: ‘Im hard.’” From the same brain now erupts her first book, Balloon Pop Outlaw Black, which is covered in nude Popeye dogs walking calmly in a blue horde. The book is equally rigorous and insane, squashing deep into the squishy curves of the unconscious, where all that childhood cartoon sound and whale-sized dreams of death are housed. It invokes something nameless about why we try to create things, how those things we create feel about us, and the bizarre architectures in between.

Here’s some more about Patricia:

Blake: Favorite cartoon/show as a child?
Patricia: GUMMI BEARS, which I watch to this day. What you have to do is get the reddest juice you can find and put it in a salad cruet and then GULP IT at the exact moment the Gummi Bears drink the Gummiberry juice and then you get a great feeling like you have done something exactly right for once in your life.

Favorite cartoon/show now?
DuckTails, because even though I do not like money I want to touch millions of a thing at once and be touched by millions of a thing at once and only Scrooge McDuck in his little bathing suit seems to need that as much as I do.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Always a writer. Though at one point I got the idea that that was impractical and decided to be “a voice actor” instead, which lasted until I realized what a truly terrible saxophone I had for a voice.

What is your favorite part of anatomy?
Cowlicks are the most textual to me.

What is your favorite planet?
Trick question? The moon, idiot.

What position do you sleep in?
Completely facedown like I’m trying to sink into the center of the Earth.

Song you remember for a particular reason?
“Knees Up Mother Brown,” by Raffi. What’s going on? Is Mother Brown a prostitute? I just have no idea.

Do you like candy?
I do NOT like candy and the people who eat it deserve their sticky nasty hands. And I hate them.

Continue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g —> this is my new fail compilation for December :d!

ilovecharts: rwl2: Coincidence? I think not. The energy of...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:32:02 -0500

ilovecharts:

rwl2:

Coincidence? I think not. The energy of Richter, indeed.

re-re-re-reeeeemix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g —> this is my new fail compilation for December :d!

bestnatesmithever: LIFE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlb...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:29:20 -0500

bestnatesmithever:

LIFE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g —> this is my new fail compilation for December :d!

mapstalgia: Sonic the Hedgehog, Title by omgitslewlew. I am...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:29:05 -0500

mapstalgia:

Sonic the Hedgehog, Title by omgitslewlew.

I am pretty bad at drawing, but loved the tumblr so thought I would give it a go. I did this on my new Galaxy Note phone. The two reasons I bought it was due to the Pen and its also powerful enough to Emulate my Favourite 90s Games. All the Sonic games levels are imprinted in my mind due to me playing them all 24/7 from age 3-13 so this image will always the best image out of all them :)

Ha! So great. I think I’ve talked before about my fundamentally poor attitude toward Sonic as a character/mascot (I probably used words a long the lines of “want to punch him in the face again and again and again”) but something about the fun sketchiness of this dilutes my animal rage, so: well played. Sketch some more!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g —> this is my new fail compilation for December :d!

gamefreaksnz: “This Game Sucks” by Wandering Bert REPRINT USD...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:28:55 -0500

gamefreaksnz:

“This Game Sucks” by Wandering Bert

REPRINT USD $9.99 (today only)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g —> this is my new fail compilation for December :d!

My fail compilation for December :d...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:28:13 -0500

My fail compilation for December :d —> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5GBlbR6-g